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Sex is great. I get it. Who doesn’t love sex? But it seems like that’s all that matters to anyone anymore. Where is the love? I want the intimacy and the Late night talks. I want to take you on dates and hold your hand in front of your parents. I want to kiss you in the middle of a crowded restaurant and take turns using cheesy pick up lines on each other until we both are laughing like crazy people. Those things are pleasurable too.
What's your fragrance application ritual?
Depends on the way the perfume is dispensed. But I put it on wrists and behind my ears, almost always. Sometimes I just walk through a mist of it and let it settle on me wherever it lands.
when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done
THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time
Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
date a girl who dyes her hair. date a girl who makes dick jokes. date a girl who looks sexy in glasses. date a girl who looks attractive even when her tongue is sticking out. date a princess. date jack barakat.
“Don’t settle for someone who doesn’t give you things to say. Forever is a long time to make small talk.”
– Iain S. Thomas (via psych-facts)